Dwelling in the depths of the earth The Commish has slept in his subterranean lair. Slept, and ate, and shit, and many other things. Some times he would have a cold one and watch the game on the tube. The Commish was waiting preparing for the time when he would rise again! That time is now! Right now!... annnnd NOW!
Emerging from the under verse The Commish soon decided the world was not worth destroying. Bored he wandered the earth for 1000 years like Kain in the Kung Fu, but with out the erotic asphyxiation. Soon he was joined by others. And because they were somewhat slow, they bought a bus. A Medium Bus. And from this bus The Commish and his compainions dispense wisdom and ass hattery through out the land, and on the internet.