The Medium Bus is dedicated to uncovering conspiracies across the nation, nay, the world! Our investigative team is hard at work to satisfy the needs of the American people. Yes, that includes North, Central, and South America! Be it Canada, Mexico, Brazil, or Minnesota, The Medium Bus wants YOU to know! See the craziness that we've uncovered so far.
Nips, no tuck!
The Debauchery continues!! Nancy Grace is at it again, flashing America when we didn't even want to see her goods. Nancy was caught showing her titty to a judge on America's Top Dance Crew Model in America, or something like that, to try and garner votes. American was disgusted in the process. Not only did she degrade herself like a stripper working her way through college, she also tarnished her name as a "respected" journalist and annoying bitch. No one will ever look at her the same, and her parents will no longer look her in the eye. You should be ashamed of yourself, Nancy! And fix your fucking face, it's awful.
The Darker Side of the News
Nancy Gace! Respected pseudo-journalist? Mother? Porn Star? All of the above! MBI uncovered Nancy in a bukkake film that would make a German vomit. Here we have one photo, which doesn't even come close to suggesting how disgusting it gets. That doesn't cover the half of it though! Tune in to episode 4, now available on iTunes to find out what other secret she is hiding.
Egypt demands Medium Bus!
Egypt wants their internet back! The Medium Bus Investigative Team knows why. Amidst the already tense times, Egyptian government has cut the internet! No YouTube, no Facebook, ad worst of all no Medium Bus! The Egyptian people are outraged. Pictured to the left, thousands gathered outside of a small Internet Service Provider after discovering they could no longer download pornographic material and 80's music that had just been released.
Uncle Kracker “not sorry” for “artistic expression”
Earlier this week while playing to a crowd of tens at Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre in Noblesville Indiana, Uncle Kracker incited an onstage puppy kicking marathon that resulted in the deaths of hundreds of helpless animals. Kid Rock, shown in the forefront has a puppy tethered to his wrist for the purpose of keeping it nearby for multiple kicks. At this point, Kracker had returned to the comfort of his DJ both so that he could play in a very mediocre fashion. Meanwhile, you can see where he was still tossing at least one puppy to a lucky fan while the remainder of the puppies now burned in a trash can on stage.
Kid Rock co-operated fully, only having “$10 in my muh-fuckin’ account” in order to post bail. Authorities confirmed that despite going platinum selling rhymes, Rock had been broke for years because no one was buying his music any longer.
Kracker, pictured right, was quite the opposite. He became belligerent, fighting with 13 officers. After injuring none of them and being severely beaten, he was placed under arrest and placed in the Hamilton County jail for detoxification and psych evaluation. Reporters caught up with Mr. Kracker and this is what he had to say.
“Fuck this system, and fuck everyone alive.
Kicking these fucking dogs is all I got anymore. I’m not sorry for making sub-standard music, I’m not sorry for kicking puppies, and I am not sorry for what some see as animal cruelty. It is artistic expression, and my balls are here for you.” He was then dragged back into his cell where he continued to scream incoherent phrases and throw feces at officers.