Jeff
Name: Jeff
Height: 5' 12" in heelsWeight: 125lbs of muscle the rest is fat
Age: 11853 days
Sex: safe, always
Sign: stop
Race: no thanks
Creed: sucks, Tool is better
Interests: women, movies, zombies, food, video games, horror, LAN parties, chocolate, the undead, music, comics, pirates, funny stuff, board and tabletop games, animated corpses, cheese, WWII, books, dragons, crypto stuff, masks, the living dead, sci fi, interwebs, and occult
Skills: talking to the dead, raising the dead, killing the dead, selling things to blind people, spotting Asians, fortune telling, sound sleeper, fast drinker and problem solver
Awards: 1st Place Pinewood Derby race, 2nd Place Major League Gaming tourney, 3rd Place Wet T-Shirt contest at Hooters(Tuesday)
Bio: My mother was a nun and my father was a man with horns. I was hatched in, and lived, most of my life in a small town in Maine. As a child I played in the graveyard next to my house and was able to commune with the dead. I would spend most of my time outdoors trying to become a werewolf, of which I succeeded once. I learned bark was edible and grass healed wounds. After that I went on to school and completed 12th grade in twelve years. Then in my thirties I got a job and worked. Now I'm on a Podcast!