Name: Dusty
Sex: Violent
Race: 1st Place
Fun Fact: Dusty is the only documented amputee to ever have re-grown a limb without the aid of medical science!
Hobbies: See "sex"
Favorite Quote: "I'll trade you this carton of cigarettes for your Dungeon Master's Guide."
Born a poor black boy and raised on the streets of Memphis Tennessee, Dusty had what most would call a tough life. His parents were divided by race and religion. His father was a Jewish Asian, while his mother was Irish Catholic. They were only together once, and thus was born a monstrosity.
Dusty was primarily raised by his mother, living in an old burned out station wagon, but later, after she was brutally raped and murdered while teaching him how to play hop-scotch, he went to live with his father who had made a far greater life for himself.
His father had started a record company of his own, and as Dusty grew up with him, he began to learn the ins and outs of how things worked. At only 8 years old at that point, he was being called "The Golden Voice" around his dad's office. Dusty was blessed with the God-given gift of an angelic singing voice. Things started to get dark though once he reached his tween years.
At twelve years old, Dusty was convicted of first degree murder, when he took his father's life in an attempt to take control of his record company. "It was suicide," he would later tell the police even though his father had suffered 177 stab wounds, all of which would have been fatal in themselves.
Luckily though, he was released at 18 years of age, having been fully rehabilitated in the Grand Ole Opry Museum and Correctional Facility. The details of his life between his release date up until a couple of years ago are very hazy, as he moved to Canada. He's back in the United States though and now hosts a mega popular podcast with a team of misfits he met on the inside.