Sex: Only if she is hot
Sign: No thanks, I can hear just fine
Race: Off-white with a hint of beige
Skills: sarcasm, algebra, Etch-A-Sketch guru, human resource management, Life coach (certification pending), and wheel man.
Grew up in small Midwestern town. While in high school, my town was attacked by a Cuban led – Russian backed communist ground force. I, along with eight of my closest friends, held them off for over two years. We formed a rebel base within the woods close to my town. From this forward operating base we were able to coordinate counter-attacks on the commies. Eventually, with the help of a downed U.S. Air force pilot, we were able to take back our town.
Before the war was over, my crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime we didn't commit. My men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, we survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem - if no one else can help - and if you can find us - maybe you can hire: The Wolverines.
Dusty had a problem and no one else could help. He was able to find and hire me. I am now part of the Medium Bus podcast.